ZEcret Zelenka Merch

Authentic merchandise of questionable provenance since 1679
YOUR BALANCE: 50,000 ZBX
⚠ NOTICE ⚠

Jan Dismas Zelenka may confiscate your ZelenkaBucks at any time. ZEcret Zelenka Merch accepts no liability for supernatural seizure.

Missae Ultimae 3–5

The three missing Missae Ultimae. Autograph scores. Definitely genuine. Please do not ask where we obtained them.

30,000 ZBX

Authentic Portrait

At last: incontrovertible evidence of what Johnny Z actually looked like.

40,000 ZBX

Via Laureata

Yes, that Via Laureata. No further information will be supplied.

4,000 ZBX

ZWV 66 Premiere Videotape

Original video recording of the premiere of Dixit Dominus ZWV 66.

Recorded in 1725.

We will not answer questions about this.

90,000 ZBX

🎁 ZELENKA LOOTBOX

Contains one random item.

Possible contents include manuscripts, ZelenkaBucks, relics, bass parts, and things which should not exist.

400 ZBX